Animalcast 97- Geek, Nerd or Australian?

In Episode 97 of the Animalcast, the guys read some and listener mail from Beorgbeard, and then answer the age-old question about their listeners: are they Geeks, Nerds or Australians? In preparation for this episode, listeners sent in stories of embarrassing episodes in their lives that have scarred them permanently. Then the guys provide their verdict for each listener's story-- was it an example of them being a geek, a nerd, or just plain old Australian? Which listener got caught in their middle school library reading the Monster Manual with an erection? Which listener got de-pantsed at Gen Con? Which listener tried to hit on a female with a reference to his Wand of Cure Moderate Wounds? And most importantly, were the listeners geeks, nerds or Australian?